My friend Erica brought me back a souvenier from the Caribbean. The world's longest, most annoying head cold. Sure, she suffered with it first, but at least she got to do it with a tan. And, she got it while on a boat in the Caribbean for a week.

I got it by going to work.

I haven't been able to breathe through my right nostril for about 6 days.

Thanks Erica. I owe you.