I love this holiday.
This year, I decided that I was going to be a witch (mostly so I could have an excuse for being rude whenever I wanted), so I ordered a costume online that had a super cool hat:
(I was not planning on showing so much cleavage, don't worry)
I was so excited when it came in the mail...at least until I (tried to) put the hat on my head. I swear it's a kid's size. Either that, or I have a gigantic head. It didn't fit my head at all - not even when I cut slits in it. How embarrassing.
So, I ended up wearing a $2.99 hat I found at the grocery store.
Lame.
We still managed to have a good time though.
Me, Amelia, Alli, Maryanne, Stacey and Wendy
My friend Natalie as Medusa
Maryanne, Jac, Sharla and Carrie as:
Miss L. Toe, Miss Fit, Miss Demeanor and Miss Taken
Clever girls!
I was excited to go all-out this year and even got bright green contacts. Sadly, I am cursed with astigmatism and they don't make cool contacts in toric, so I wore them for a while, but had to take them out. They were so irritating, I wanted to scratch my own eyes out.
Good thing my eyes are green already, I guess.
The contacts were pretty cool though, huh?
Also, I looked in a few stores to find a great broom (I needed transportation, after all) but couldn't find anything.
So, I made my own broom:
And it only cost me $3.47 (not counting the stain I had to borrow from Amelia and the twine I got from Carie. It's all about using your resources).
I've already ordered and received next year's costume.
It's a secret but I'm so excited.
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And, speaking of my Halloween transportation, I was stuck in a stupid Toyota Yaris for 2.5 days. Pretty positive that no one actually drives a Yaris by choice. They only exist so rental companies can torture their clients. {I got rear-ended the other day by a really, really old (but nice) guy on University Ave on my way home from work. There was just a little damage, but it was just annoying to have to get it fixed. The lovely people at Martin's Collision know me by name. It's great and a little embarrassing}.
This car (Yolanda) was seriously ridiculous. I hit my head every single time I got in. I'm sure someone got it on video (swearing included) and it'll be on Youtube in no time.
What really is the point of having the speedometer and all the other stuff in the middle?
There are just some things that the passenger doesn't need to know, for crying out loud.
(I couldn't see too well driving to work on Halloween because I was wearing those bright green contacts and since the speedometer was like 80 feet away from my face, I had no idea how fast I was going..."Uh, here's the thing officer. So, it's Toyota's fault that they designed this stupid car in such a way..." I'm sure that would have gone over real well).
The gas mileage was good, so that was a plus, but I think the only thing that I really liked about this stupid Yaris was the handy dandy in-dash cup holder. I guess that's one advantage to having all the flight crap in the middle:
Pretty sweet, huh?