Criminal

Apparently, I'm going through a rebellious phase.

And it involves shoplifting.

On Thursday morning, after I almost died from hitting a construction barrel, I stopped by Smith's and got a bagel and a single-serve package of cream cheese.

When I got to work and got my bagel out of the bag, I realized that I didn't pay for the cream cheese.

Oops.

Last night, I stopped by AlphaGraphics in Provo to print some address labels that I designed. (I am learning all kinds of new graphic design stuff and I'm so excited!) The girl had some problems getting them printed and it took about 25 minutes.

When she was finally done, I grabbed my labels, thanked her and left.

At least I was polite.

I didn't realize that I hadn't paid for my copies until I was almost home. I called right away but they were already closed.

I know the grand total of both items is less than $3, but honesty is the best policy.

So, between my 2 shop-lifting extravaganzas and the fact that both my drivers license and my car registration are currently expired, I think it's best that I keep a low profile.